I was driving behind you yesterday on the freeway and watched you carelessly throw a cigarette out the window. I saw flames flicker off that cigarette as it rolled off the freeway and onto the side of the road. As this happens, I look up and cannot even see the sky because of all the smoke in the air. Are you retarded? HELLO? Why would you be so careless as to flick your cigarette out the window when all of Southern California is burning and we are in fire season!! You are selfish, thoughtless, careless and a disaster waiting to happen. You have an ashtray—use it!!! Think next time . . . retard.
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