You were the asshole in the fuzzy chipmunk costume. I'm the mother of the toddler you tried to pin under a table at Goofy's Kitchen. My son was fascinated by your furry costume and big eyes. He tried to follow you around and give you a hug but you just kept avoiding him. At one point he came over to say hi while you were visiting another family's table and you pushed him away, wedging him under their table with your big fat ass. I saw it in slow motion, you fucking rat! Thankfully, he wasn't hurt. What are you doing working as a Disney character if you hate children so much? You can't hide behind that lump of fur forever, you piece of shit!
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