You are the dickhead ex-boyfriend who threw my things on the lawn in front of all my friends at a Christmas party, then chased me down the street. I was devastated but ended it because I have self-respect. But then you show up at my company party months later and sexually proposition me, only to have your advances turned down. Thank God I have good friends because they came and told me right away when you tried to hit on them. I left immediately to avoid your advances and was chased out of the venue, being flipped-off and screamed at. By you. Well, I say, "Fuck you, buddy—I quit."
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