Graduation On the Rocks

Matt Bors

I’ve been putting myself through college, so I’m really not able to spend a lot of money on me. However, since I’m finally graduating this semester, I planned to indulge and treat myself to a haircut and a pedicure. . . . Instead, I now get to drop $280 on a new rear window because you decided to throw at my car some ornamental rocks from the yard I was parked near. Thanks for the graduation present.

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