The gayest journalist besides Bruno has spent the better part of two years in his "Savage Love" column urging Pennsylvania readers to vote Senator Rick Santorum out of office. Savage went as far as naming the frothy mixture of lube and shit after the man. The results are in, and it appears Santorum is finished. Gracias, Dan Savage, for ridding us of a fool. And no hard feelings about your dislike of The Mexican.
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