Grab Your Wallet, Dana Rohrabacher Has a Bribery Plan

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Bribe Afghanistan warlords and tribal leaders with $2 billion in American taxpayer funds for their "good will" towards the United States.

--Orange County Republican Congressman Dana Rohrabacher's idea to win in Afghanistan, according to an article today in The Hill. Rohrabacher, who fashions himself an expert on every topic, didn't mention if the warlords desire a lump sum or 26 annual payments.


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