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You think these are cupcakes. But in fact, they are "Beasley Poppers," and Paris Hilton likes them.

In the interests of objectivity, since they were sent to me for some reason -- most likely because of my stunning resemblance to Paris Hilton -- I recuse myself from reviewing them, and instead defer to some of my fellow staffers.

Gustavo Arellano [making a shrugging gesture]: "Mm-ph."

Derek Olson: "It's diabetilicious."

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Janine Kahn: "Things taste better when they're free."

Vickie Chang: "My chocolate one (with chocolate frosting) was too sweet. (But I still ate it all.) "


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