FOX News Covers the OC Fire (BADLY)

Here's a repost from Weekly contributor Joel Beers' MySpace blog.

Title: FUCK YOU FOX NEWS:

"Even the local station is staffed by mental incompetents. Like the dumb as dirt field "reporter" in Modjeska Canyon (at least she got that right) who says if the fire gets past the residential neighborhoods it borders the "Angeles Forest."

It's the Cleveland National Forest, you stupid git.

But that's nothing compared to how she ends her "report." As the camera pans a scorched landscape, she solemly intones...

"I just want to say that amid all this devastation, just take a look at what's standing tall."

There, stands a flagpole, with Old Glory proudly resting atop.

"mmm..that's terrific," say the anchors back in the studio.

I could see or hear no more, as my eyes were blinded with patriotic fervor and my ears were filled with the glorious sound of my own voice proudly proclaiming for all to hear...

NOT EVEN FIRE CAN FUCK WITH THE US AND A!"


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