Happy New Year! Welcome to 2010's first edition of Tweets From the Park, our weekly roundup of some of the best--and the worst--tweets from the park that's only sometimes the happiest place on earth. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!
miapresley: WTF? Disneyland is sold out!!!!????!!! It's my fucking birthday let me in!!!!! Donald Duck was my first word. And this is ur thx???LET ME IN
dustin24k: #ifiseeonemore person wearing those ugly ass Crocs to Disneyland I will bust a Columbine all over them bitches
ManginaRocks: The hotties are out on Disneyland!!! Man they are hot..... how many can I bring home with me?
Smashleigh42: Yay, went to Disneyland today!! Watch the Christmas parade, Woody waved and blew me a kiss...I hope to God it was a hot guy in that suit...
sydjade: To whomever stole my mom's wallet, camera and flashlight at Disneyland: You're a complete jerk. I hope you fly off Big Thunder and die.
trecrazy: Wealthy white people CONFOUND me! Why the fuck would you bring your dog in a stroller to Disneyland? Gotta dinner date w/ goofy? Pluto?
TittayysMcGee: this nigga said " when maury says im not the father ima moon-walk to disneyland " lmfaoo wtf.
JozhMartinez: bunch of hot asians here at disneyland :)
QueenB_0613: Some crazy kids at disneyland wanted me to join there matrix club. WTF?!?!
fuckyoutaylr: Fuck Pleasanton, fuck family, fuck Disneyland and fuck everything.
princecudabear: I neeed it..cuz shawtii iz a killa nd I'm tht nigga :) um fuck disneyland !
ktmoney518: I wish fucked up people would die. Move the fuck on with your dam life. Back from disneyland and i feel like shiet.
TrillionareBoyz: #CantWait till she come back from @Florida my dick my knock her back in @DisneyLand ....A!..A!..A!... lmao
LoveCoatedPocky: is ready to fight the world with her new R2-D2 backpack from Disneyland. FUCK YEAH!
aaronrobbins: They have this cool new feature at Disneyland where if you stand in line with a sick kid you get sick yourself :(
Ammerhead: Old security people at Disneyland suck!!! Can u just die!! Or go into a home already!!! I'm over you!
kbakst: Why does $3.50 for a churro at Disneyland seem like a deal?
Braylinnn: @marqqb @NiZzLe23 yeahhh nigga cuz a bambi nap dont mean shit but u had a dream about disneyland
GregGALAXY: I LOVE FUCKING DISNEYLAND HOLY SHIT
DIE4LA: LMAO!! Nancy just helped me COME up at DISNEYLAND!!!!! =) I Love this girl!
FayeGlamour: Kelly Ripa is totally on crack.if I was at disneyland id kick her ass.lmao
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EricRoxNow: Getting rejected from entering disneyland is so not cool fml !!!
princess12toes: Sex at Disneyland hotel with fireworks lighting through the windows while I cum. *yum
GothamGal: There are some really odd people in line. And really, isn't Toad drunk during his ride? It's probably appropriate. #Disneyland
bobsaget: @JohnStamos and @DaveCoulier and me, at Christmas one year, drunk at Disneyland... http://twitpic.com/v9hdy