Dishney: Tweets From the Park!

Yep, it's Tweets From the Park, our little weekly round-up of the funniest and most irreverent tweets from Disneyland Resort. We were just asked if compiling this feature took very long. Answer: Nope, plenty of scum on this earth to go around. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!

awkwardhandjob: If being drunk off your ass at Disneyland is wrong. I don't want to be right.

thejessbian: disneyland! Booyah 
tinyEvel: I just hotboxed the Nemo Submarine ride at Disneyland. I let the fat kid three seats over take the fall, too. 
sanvonzombie: I had so much fun at disneyland and I got a lot of stuff! and it was fun being drunk. :D 
cariisssaaaa: i seriously hate disneyland. fucking idiots work here. and slow walkers deserve to die. 
sweetypinks: - wut the fuck was this lady doin walkin round disneyland with her hair like this? 
jessi2593: Just beat my boyfriend on Buzz Lightyear at Disneyland AGAIN. Score 124400 to78800. Now he's being the BIGGEST bitch ever. So over it... 
Calabrese666: @sanvonzombie Being drunk at Disneyland always feels wrong and weird. So basically...I love it! -- Bobby 
manduhdee: Haha little fat Mexican kid trying to cut me in line at Disneyland. Not today bitch! 
rawfuxwitit: Is it bad that Im prayin to god that this bitch falls so everyone at Disneyland laughs at her and shell go home ashamed of herself 
kimberlytehcool: ...uh... ...uh... ...uh... Sex and drugs at disneyland? Day ruiner lol. 
robnoxious007: I'm at Disneyland, eating a Steak about to watch fireworks. Next time I bitch about anything, remind me of this 
hellorocello: i wont punch little kids, i will just chase fat chubby kids around disneyland! 
thelovelybigt: Watching tyra, & the folks are furries, they have sex with animal coatumes on. Wtf? Tyra asked do they get turned on at disneyland #dead
AndreaLake: Love disneyland but people are so fucking rude here   

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