Welcome to Tweets From the Park, our weekly roundup of some of the best--and the worst--tweets from the park that's only sometimes the happiest place on earth. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!
myLifeontheBike: Thanks to all our follows, we're kicking butt this month on some videos bigger than a fat lady in bicycle short at Disneyland
JustDebNow: 3 hrs to go@ Disneyland...and I left my percocets & vikes in the car. Headache and screaming brats don't mix! Weeeeeeeeee
garebeardcl: I think I'm sitting in horse shit on Main Street. . . Oh well, its Disneyland!!!
_icaughtmyself: fact: when Miley Cyrus had her birthday at Disneyland, she thought it was a good idea to have fireworks in the middle of the night, bitch :)
marehberreh: And we say goodbye to Disneyland and walk with our heads down sad faces knowing the world outside Disneyland's walls are no walk in the park
lola_sin: I am in line for the tram at Disneyland. All I want is to get to the House of Blues without punching an ugly infant. GOD HELP ME.
the8thbeatle: #bestadvice never try and attack disneyland. that place is a fucking fortress.
GradyAllen: @rey_IE im more pumped for birthday sex AT disneyland
Vindieselfacts: Vin Diesel once had sex with a mermaid. He is still not allowed back in Disneyland.
urgrlfriend: Cant have sex in disneyland! Its unethical lol
AccordianXcore: aw drunk disneyland was so fun!
MthaFcknJAZZY: fuckin in the backseat in the disneyland parking lot #TACKY i kno its the happiest place on earth buh DAMN!
Duarte2K: I can't stand rena cops. Disneyland security think they r the Anaheim PD they both can kiss my ass
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dodgersfan65: @donnaj819 ..OMG you're the people I talk shit about when I see them walking around w/pins @ Disneyland...LMAO
MissBrit7: Dear Disneyland. Alice and Wonderland ride smelled like weed. This is not "Disney" like.....tisk tisk
DisFanReview: Yet again, TV execs have no idea what the public wants. We want to go to Disneyland with Conan O'brien.
AllyCupcake: @MichaelFortney That's not very nice! I will go to Disneyland if I can kick someone in a costume and steal a churro cart.