I'm your new neighbor—nice to meet you. You're cool, but can I ask for a favor? Can you masturbate to a different song? Every morning, I hear your AutoTuned bullshit, and I'm sorry, but it doesn't mask your vibrator or your moans. I wouldn't mind as much if you were bumping Jodeci or Barry White, but that song you got—girl, no.
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