December 8, 2012 | 9:30am
Cheap tequila on the Kookville Express must have been free flowing as tipsy conductor Dana Rohrabacher pulled into the Costa Mesa train station on Dec. 6 to pen another wild, late night Twitter rant.
Republicans like to claim they despise class warfare, but Orange County's senior career politician has concocted in his brain precisely the methodology Barack Obama used to romp Mitt Romney 332 to 206 in the electoral college: he simply stole the election.
According to Rohrabacher
, poor people and foreigners were paid to vote against Romney.
wrote, "1 reason GOP lost was Obama giveaways to cronies who then donated & to [sic] low income citizens & illegals who then voted."
, unnamed Obama cronies donated untold sums to unnamed low income citizens and unnamed "illegals" who then voted in unnamed locations without detection?
Is our FBI, a law enforcement agency loaded with conservative Republican agents, asleep?
This is a serious accusation.
Strike up the banjos, boys. Dana's got something to say . . . again
Give me one of those tequila shots and a lime slice before I do me some calculating.
Okay: 65,464,068 (Obama's votes) minus 60,781,275 (Romney's votes) equals. . .
This task should be cinch because, according to your theory, more than 4,682,000 voters were paid to steal the election from Romney.
I'm waiting for your answer, Dana