During a June 29 swing through Irvine, Republican candidate George W. Bush reportedly took in a cool half-million dollars for his fledgling presidential campaign. Deploying near-screaming headlines on his behalf, the local media energetically trumpeted the Texas governor as Orange County's new favorite candidate. But lost in the dust from the passing of Bush's bandwagon is a curious, unreported fact: leading up to June, it was not Bush but ultraright-wing religious Republican Gary Bauer who overwhelmingly captured the greatest--and most geographically diverse--financial support. Here are the results of the first leg--the race for money--of the 2000 presidential race in Orange County.* Gary Bauer (R) OC money rank: 1 OC donations: $80,875 Style: Talks with head cocked back as if he's looking at you through his permanently inflamed nostrils. Notable: Motto is "Defend All Human Life Equally," but advocates laws that target gay and lesbian citizens for discrimination. Origin of support: Anaheim, Brea, Corona del Mar, Costa Mesa, Coto de Caza, Fountain Valley, Fullerton, Garden Grove, Huntington Beach, Irvine, Laguna Beach, Laguna Hills, Laguna Niguel, La Habra, Lake Forest, Mission Viejo, Newport Beach, Orange, San Clemente, San Juan Capistrano, Santa Ana, Tustin and Yorba Linda George W. Bush (R) OC money rank: 2 OC donations: $26,500 Style: A Texan who believes a "g" is always silent in English; peppers speech with such folksy terms as "bein' late." Notable: In 1988 was asked by the Hartford Courant, "When you're not talking about politics, what do you and [your father] talk about?" George W. replied without hesitation, "Pussy." Origin of support: Anaheim, Brea, Corona del Mar, Dana Point, Irvine, Laguna Beach, Lake Forest, Newport Beach, Newport Coast, San Clemente, Santa Ana and Yorba Linda Albert Gore Jr. (D) OC money rank: 3 OC donations: $17,750 Style: None. Notable: Must overcome endorsements by Bill Clinton and Martha Stewart. Origin of support: Anaheim, Brea, Dana Point, Fountain Valley, Garden Grove, Huntington Beach, Irvine, Laguna Beach, Laguna Hills, Newport Beach, Santa Ana and Tustin Bill Bradley (D) OC money rank: 4 OC donations: $11,250 Style: Remember Michael Dukakis? Notable: Democrats don't have much to say about the former NBA star and U.S. senator from New Jersey, but wily conservative strategist and Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol says he's "bullish on Bradley." Origin of support:Corona del Mar, Fullerton, Huntington Beach, Irvine, Laguna Niguel, Newport Beach, Newport Coast and San Clemente Dan Quayle (R) OC money rank: 5 OC donations: $6,000 Style: Looked terrific in the National Guard uniform that kept him out of the Vietnam War. Notable:Offered parents the following advice after the Littleton high school shooting: "If you see a sawed-off shotgun or whatever else laying around the house, take it away." Origin of support: Laguna Beach, Newport Beach, Orange and San Clemente John McCain (R) OC money rank: 6 (tied) OC donations: $3,750 Style: A tiny man who emits a hilarious high-pitched squeal when angered. Notable: The only certified war hero in the race is supposedly too soft for Orange County's hawkish GOPers. Origin of support:Laguna Beach, Laguna Niguel, Newport Beach and San Clemente Elizabeth Dole (R) OC money rank: 6 (tied) OC donations: $3,750 Style: Passionately maintains that special interests control other candidates, but she speaks "from the heart." Notable:Said at June campaign stop, "It's only fair that all pork producers know the going rate for hogs." Origin of support: Monarch Beach, Newport Beach and San Clemente Lamar Alexander (R) OC money rank: 8 OC donations: $1,000 Style:Calls himself the "anti-elite" candidate. Notable: Earned more than $1 million in 1998 by sitting on the boards of multinational corporations. Origin of support:Monarch Beach Patrick Buchanan (R) OC money rank: 9 OC donations: $750 Style: A pitchfork is his political symbol. Notable: In Campaign 2000's most ambiguous remark yet, Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura observed of Buchanan: "He makes people think." Origin of support: Garden Grove and Newport Beach Bob Smith (I) OC money rank: Tied for last OC donations: $0 Style: Before switching parties, constantly called himself the only "country-music Republican" running for president; offers equally progressive platform. Notable: Memorable name. Origin of support: NA Alan Keyes (R) OC money rank: Tied for last OC donations: $0 Style:A white racist's favorite black candidate. Notable:Barely beat buddy Bob Dornan in 1996 pancake-flipping contest. Origin of support: NA Steve Forbes (R) OC money rank: Tied for last OC donations:$0 Style:Compensates for appalling physical appearance with appalling push for massive tax cuts for the ultrarich. Notable:Understands Orange County GOP politics--his dad, Forbes magazine publisher Malcolm, was a closeted homosexual. Origin of support: Billion-dollar-plus inheritance from Dad
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