And these people were sober. I'd testify before a court of law.
Guy 1: Fighting with two swords, like ninja style. We should do that.
Guy 2 (shouting from corner): Hey! I'd take you.
Guy 1: Yeah, we should use muskets. Muskets with balls.
Guy 2: Whatever. We should use chainsaws.
Guy 1: Actually, a chainsaw isn't a very effective weapon.
Guy 2: Psh. Says you.
Guy 2 totally rules.
Guy 2: I totally already know that (gratuitous Sealab 20:21 reference)
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And Guy 1 clearly hasn't seen Army of Darkness.