Because you're ugly: Pube painting
Who says the hair down there can't match your head?
Or be flaming orange or pink?
BettyBeauty.com rails against taking searing wax or razor blades (or that godforsaken Nair) to the nether lands with its signature pubic dyes. Get rid of it? Blasphemy! Celebrate your bush.
Betty comes in auburn, black, blonde, brown, sunburst and hot pink. Creator Nancy Jarecki swears that more fun colors are on the way. My vote: blue. Or purple.
Available online only.
Because You're Ugly is Navel Gazing's new fashion feature. See more here.
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