Because you're ugly: Pube painting

Who says the hair down there can't match your head?

Or be flaming orange or pink? rails against taking searing wax or razor blades (or that godforsaken Nair) to the nether lands with its signature pubic dyes. Get rid of it? Blasphemy! Celebrate your bush.

Betty comes in auburn, black, blonde, brown, sunburst and hot pink. Creator Nancy Jarecki swears that more fun colors are on the way. My vote: blue. Or purple.

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