Because You're Ugly: Croc Mammoths
Remember Crocs? Meet their fleece-lined, not-so-distant relative: the Mammoth.
Yes, kids, for $29.99-$39.99, you, too, can purchase a pair of Croc Mammoths in a range of seven colors (including "Cotton Candy," pictured here).
At least it's synthetic fur.
(Though, I guess, the more I squint at these suckers, the less offensive they get. It's a start.)
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