Because You're Ugly: A Discourse on the Man Purse
Friend: i ALMOST am THIS CLOSE to wanting a man purse à la Tumi
Friend: AND I WANT TO WEAR IT ON MY SHOULDER
Me: well, it looks like a duffle bag.
Me: that's not so bad.
Me: would you wear it all the time though?
Me: and not just to work?
Friend: probably not
Friend: that's where i'm still functionally gay
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