Because You're Ugly: A Discourse on the Man Purse

Friend: i ALMOST am THIS CLOSE to wanting a man purse à la Tumi

Friend: AND I WANT TO WEAR IT ON MY SHOULDER

Friend: ALMOST

Me: well, it looks like a duffle bag.

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Me: that's not so bad.

Me: would you wear it all the time though?

Me: and not just to work?

Friend: probably not

Friend: that's where i'm still functionally gay


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