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    Denied! - Love on the Laguna rocks

    There was Annie. I had her down to her shorts on the sands of Laguna Beach, the full moon shining off her pale breasts as she urged me to make her a woman. A giant wave soon crashed over us, rewarding our passion with freezing water. There was Myr...

    by RON MAYDON on February 5, 2004
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    This Tantric Life - Just like the first time

    Sting has given tantra a bad name. The thought of him and his Trudie Styler, staring into each other's eyes, connecting their energies without touch, his Jaguar-shilling bum . . . eeewww. Don't stand so close to me! The Internet has given it a bad...

    by SARAH CALLENDER on February 5, 2004
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    Show and Tell - Condom Revolution blows (our minds)

    The dildo had corkscrew-like ridges (for her pleasure), but the twisting of it was so awkward, and those lovely ridges (for her pleasure)were being wasted like all that food left on your plate. There are children starving in China, you know! Well,...

    by SERENA LEVORKIAN on February 5, 2004
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    Would you please bite my ear? - Why I hate strip clubs

    One thing you should know about cops and bachelor-party strippers: they don't mix. I reached this rash conclusion the night before my buddy, who is now a sheriff's deputy, got hitched years ago. As a bunch of us guys formed a semicircle in the bes...

    by ALEJANDRO MARTINEZ on February 5, 2004
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    Orange Countys Sexiest People

    Photo by Jack GouldNadia Mara Davis and Bill Lockyer When Nadia Mara Davis presented her bouncing baby boy, Diego, at a Los Amigos meeting in Anaheim a couple of months ago, the Latino politicos in attendance sat hushed in shock. Not because Dav...

    on February 5, 2004
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    Bootie in a Bottle - Dosers are really screwing us all

    Illustration by Bob AulI never used to put much stock in the dosing anecdotes in OC Weekly. It seems every time Commie Girl gets a bellyache after bar hopping, she writes about how she was "dosed." Don't get me wrong: drugging a woman so you can hav...

    by JAMES L. REED on February 5, 2004
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    Sex Kitaen - Tawny Kitaens Guide to life

    Photo by Jeanne Rice Makeup by DehxIs there a woman alive who hasn't wanted to beat her lover with a high-heeled shoe? Yes, I know: this will get posted to a newsgroup for battered husbands, and we'll get 47 letters whining soulfully about how I wo...

    by REBECCA SCHOENKOPF on February 5, 2004
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    School of Hard Cocks - The simple life of a net-porn principal

    Michael Hayes, founder and one-hour-per-day principal of AdultWebmasterSchool.com, is not the type of adult-industry-porn-for-you-old-schoolers executive who hides his vocational doubts behind the bluster about whom--and how much--he makes. Hayes, 2...

    by Steve Lowery on February 5, 2004
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    This Little Piggy Whores for Markets - Times ignores striking grocery workers, then blasts them in op-ed, business pages

    Photo by Nick SchouExcept for several hundred striking grocery workers and a few dozen police officers, the parking lot of the Vons supermarket near Long Beach's Traffic Circle was empty on Jan. 28. The United Food and Commercial Workers (UFCW) Unio...

    by Nick Schou on February 5, 2004
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    The Critic - Thanks to his blundering defense, we now know about Gregory Haidls graphic performance on an X-rated DVD

    Photo by James BunoanAll the forces of the state's power in Orange County have come to a kind of single focus in a Santa Ana courtroom, the arena for the People's case against accused gang rapists Gregory Scott Haidl, Kyle Nachreiner and Keith Spann...

    by R. Scott Moxley on February 5, 2004
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    Road to Victory - Dr. Roadmap says elect him, and hell build a road through our nasty forests

    There's only one plank in David Rizzo's campaign platform, but it's got a lot of lanes. Rizzo wants to build a freeway through the Cleveland National Forest--the only way he can see to take the load off the 91 freeway in Corona and the I-5 in southe...

    by DAVE WIELENGA on February 5, 2004
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    King of County Pedophiles - A conversation with a police report on admitted pederast Eleuterio Ramos

    Stock photo. This is not what Ramos looks like except for the cassock and maybe the twee glassesThe Diocese of Orange has sheltered its share of child molesters over the years. There was John Lenihan, who admitted to sleeping with two pubescent gir...

    by GUSTAVO ARELLANO on February 5, 2004
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    Railroad Schemes - Two train projects, two cheerleaders, two results

    Screw freeways: the train is emerging as the traffic solution of choice for politicians in central and northern Orange County, probably because local freeways are so royally fucked. So, politicos are hitching their futures to proposed rail projects,...

    on February 5, 2004
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    I Faded Glory - The Wall-to-Wal-Martization of American Life

    Photo by Leslie Smithn 1492, Christopher Columbus stumbled across America while looking for a new route to exploit the riches of the Orient, and settled for exploiting the bejesus out of the people and resources he found here. Jump to today, where...

    by JIM WASHBURN on January 29, 2004
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    Poker? I Dont Even Know Her! - Stuff what we done did

    Photo by Paul Drinkwater/BravoThe Quiet Womanseemed like a good idea at the time. After all, it's where the pickled-livered Newport debs like to trawl for wallets la Anna Anna Anna Anna Anna Nicole, and that sounded like a swell time to me! I ar...

    by REBECCA SCHOENKOPF on January 29, 2004
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    Hypocritic Oath

    John McCaslin's Jan. 19 "Inside the Beltway" column in The Washington Times--the Moonie paper--reports that Representative Christopher Cox(R-Newport Beach) is miffed over a 17-page memo released by Democrats on the Homeland Security Committee he cha...

    by Matt Coker on January 29, 2004
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    Tailgate Party

    Illustration by Bob AulThe strike started several months ago. Like you, I was angered that (once again) corporate America was screwing workers. Those first few weeks, I saw the energy and fire in your picketing and truly felt for you. Even though I ...

    by ANONYMOUS on January 29, 2004
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    Dear Register Reader

    On Jan. 17, The Orange County Register published a letter from Huntington Beach resident Larry Pugh, who accused Mark Reynolds and Anne Hjelle, victims of the recent mountain lion attacks in Whiting Ranch, of having no respect for wild animals. "It ...

    by SCOTT GIFFIN on January 29, 2004
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    Three-Bedroom, Two-Bath House on Corner Lot, Orange

    Photo by James BunoanThree-Bedroom, Two-Bath House on Corner Lot, Orange 1,800 square feet (plus mother-in-law quarters upstairs) Occupants: JJ Jauregui, smooth guy, plus roommate not in evidence Paid $340,000 in 1990 We are, of course, hudd...

    by REBECCA SCHOENKOPF on January 29, 2004
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    Letters

    Letters may be edited for clarity and length. E-mail to letters@ocweekly.com, or send to Letters to the Editor, c/oOC Weekly, 1666 N. Main St., Ste. 500, Santa Ana, CA 92701. Or fax to (714) 550-5908. MEATING OF MINDS Although a Londoner, I enjo...

    on January 29, 2004
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