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    Of Mice and Menstruation - Or Venus in Fur, with Convenient Slits

    Illustration by Bob AulWhat is the most forbidden of forbidden loves? Here in Orange County? I'd have to say it's something like this: Perhaps you've heard of "furries," alternately known as "plushophiles," persons who find pleasure in dressing ...

    by JIM WASHBURN on February 5, 2004
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    They put the ass in association

    Anyone living under the rule of an inflexible, power-crazed homeowners'-association boardin Orange County knows the horror stories. Dogs must be leashed, and cats must be kept indoors--or else! That tree you just planted in your front yard? Remove i...

    by Matt Coker on February 5, 2004
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    Dot-Bomb Romance

    Illustration by Bob AulI appreciate your kindness--telling me what a sweet guy I am, that I'm attractive physically, emotionally and mentally. So it might take some explaining to understand why I called you a "rich bitch." See, I know what really bo...

    by ANONYMOUS on February 5, 2004
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    Letters

    Letters may be edited for clarity and length. E-mail to letters@ocweekly.com, or send to Letters to the Editor, c/oOC Weekly, 1666 N. Main St., Ste. 500, Santa Ana, CA 92701. Or fax to (714) 550-5908. CIRQUE DU SO LONG Matt Coker's criticism of ...

    on February 5, 2004
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    Sex: An Introduction - Our annual guide to amore

    Sex is bad and wrong in every way. It's filthy, impure, and unclean. In fact, break out a thesaurus, 'cause we ain't through. Well, actually, I guess we are. Unfortunately for us and for this great country we call "America," sex also sells our newsp...

    on February 5, 2004
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    Cue Banjos - I was in love with my cousin

    I was a kid when I fell in love with my cousin, L. Among all the people in my mix-breed family--mix-breed but bred primarily in the cold and damp of northern Europe--L was and remains exotic, like the result of a random-number generator applied to g...

    by TODD MATHEWS on February 5, 2004
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    Vitamen! - From the files of the OC Weekly DataLab

    Staffers in the OC Weekly DataLab tested the efficacy of Vitafem, a gel marketed by OC Weekly advertiser the Pleasure Co. Inc. Vitafem is intended to "amplify orgasmic intensity" in women. Directions for use (printed on a small square of pink paper)...

    on February 5, 2004
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    Whence Podophilia? - Hot foot love!

    "And the prettiest foot! Oh, if a man could but fasten his eyes to her feet, as they steal in and out, and play at bo-peep under her petticoats!" --William Congreve (1670-1729),Love for Love, Act I, Scene V Throughout time and across cultures, the...

    on February 5, 2004
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    Denied! - Love on the Laguna rocks

    There was Annie. I had her down to her shorts on the sands of Laguna Beach, the full moon shining off her pale breasts as she urged me to make her a woman. A giant wave soon crashed over us, rewarding our passion with freezing water. There was Myr...

    by RON MAYDON on February 5, 2004
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    This Tantric Life - Just like the first time

    Sting has given tantra a bad name. The thought of him and his Trudie Styler, staring into each other's eyes, connecting their energies without touch, his Jaguar-shilling bum . . . eeewww. Don't stand so close to me! The Internet has given it a bad...

    by SARAH CALLENDER on February 5, 2004
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    Show and Tell - Condom Revolution blows (our minds)

    The dildo had corkscrew-like ridges (for her pleasure), but the twisting of it was so awkward, and those lovely ridges (for her pleasure)were being wasted like all that food left on your plate. There are children starving in China, you know! Well,...

    by SERENA LEVORKIAN on February 5, 2004
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    Would you please bite my ear? - Why I hate strip clubs

    One thing you should know about cops and bachelor-party strippers: they don't mix. I reached this rash conclusion the night before my buddy, who is now a sheriff's deputy, got hitched years ago. As a bunch of us guys formed a semicircle in the bes...

    by ALEJANDRO MARTINEZ on February 5, 2004
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    Orange Countys Sexiest People

    Photo by Jack GouldNadia Mara Davis and Bill Lockyer When Nadia Mara Davis presented her bouncing baby boy, Diego, at a Los Amigos meeting in Anaheim a couple of months ago, the Latino politicos in attendance sat hushed in shock. Not because Dav...

    on February 5, 2004
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    Bootie in a Bottle - Dosers are really screwing us all

    Illustration by Bob AulI never used to put much stock in the dosing anecdotes in OC Weekly. It seems every time Commie Girl gets a bellyache after bar hopping, she writes about how she was "dosed." Don't get me wrong: drugging a woman so you can hav...

    by JAMES L. REED on February 5, 2004
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    Sex Kitaen - Tawny Kitaens Guide to life

    Photo by Jeanne Rice Makeup by DehxIs there a woman alive who hasn't wanted to beat her lover with a high-heeled shoe? Yes, I know: this will get posted to a newsgroup for battered husbands, and we'll get 47 letters whining soulfully about how I wo...

    by REBECCA SCHOENKOPF on February 5, 2004
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    School of Hard Cocks - The simple life of a net-porn principal

    Michael Hayes, founder and one-hour-per-day principal of AdultWebmasterSchool.com, is not the type of adult-industry-porn-for-you-old-schoolers executive who hides his vocational doubts behind the bluster about whom--and how much--he makes. Hayes, 2...

    by Steve Lowery on February 5, 2004
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    This Little Piggy Whores for Markets - Times ignores striking grocery workers, then blasts them in op-ed, business pages

    Photo by Nick SchouExcept for several hundred striking grocery workers and a few dozen police officers, the parking lot of the Vons supermarket near Long Beach's Traffic Circle was empty on Jan. 28. The United Food and Commercial Workers (UFCW) Unio...

    by Nick Schou on February 5, 2004
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    The Critic - Thanks to his blundering defense, we now know about Gregory Haidls graphic performance on an X-rated DVD

    Photo by James BunoanAll the forces of the state's power in Orange County have come to a kind of single focus in a Santa Ana courtroom, the arena for the People's case against accused gang rapists Gregory Scott Haidl, Kyle Nachreiner and Keith Spann...

    by R. Scott Moxley on February 5, 2004
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    Road to Victory - Dr. Roadmap says elect him, and hell build a road through our nasty forests

    There's only one plank in David Rizzo's campaign platform, but it's got a lot of lanes. Rizzo wants to build a freeway through the Cleveland National Forest--the only way he can see to take the load off the 91 freeway in Corona and the I-5 in southe...

    by DAVE WIELENGA on February 5, 2004
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    King of County Pedophiles - A conversation with a police report on admitted pederast Eleuterio Ramos

    Stock photo. This is not what Ramos looks like except for the cassock and maybe the twee glassesThe Diocese of Orange has sheltered its share of child molesters over the years. There was John Lenihan, who admitted to sleeping with two pubescent gir...

    by Gustavo Arellano on February 5, 2004
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