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    Sexy Stumps . . .

    We met online in an OCMEN4MEN chat room. From his description, he sounded cute (this was before everyone had image-capable computers), and when we met in the parking lot of the Santa Ana Claim Jumper, he shockingly did not lie--the well-maintained f...

    by MATTHEW EVANS on February 3, 2005
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    Long For Schlong

    It is often suggested to me by well-meaning folks that I become a lesbian. I don't mean men hoping for some hot dyke-on-dyke. I mean my girlfriends, nursing me through the latest of my pricks who turn out to have two other sweeties. "Maybe you shoul...

    by REBECCA SCHOENKOPF on February 3, 2005
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    Sex and Romance

    We here at the Weekly, for the most part, are sex-positive. (Some among us are a bit repressed-Catholic, but the rest of us just point and laugh and say nasty, smutty things till the lawyers make us stop.) We don't think it's wrong when people get s...

    on February 3, 2005
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    Diary of A Mad County

    Wednesday, Jan. 26 Today, George W. Bush, holding the first press conference of his second term, says, "I firmly planted the flag of liberty for all to see that the United States of America hears their concerns and believes in their aspirations." ...

    by Steve Lowery on February 3, 2005
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    You Have To Be Afraid - Orange Trustee Rocco Unveils The Partnership

    Two months ago, mystery man SteveRocco won his board seat in the Orange Unified School District (OUSD) without making a single campaign appearance. He was voted into office by a combination of zealous Christian conservatives who felt Rocco would "br...

    by Nick Schou on January 27, 2005
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    Nonmovable Asses

    Illustration by Bob AulYou were the girl sitting next to your fat boyfriend at the Ruby's booth at South Coast Plaza a few weekends ago. There was a line around the corner to get a table and my pregnant wife needed to sit down and get some nourishme...

    by ANONYMOUS on January 27, 2005
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    This Week in Restaurants and Their Websites

    Shout out to the boys over at OC Blog (ocblog.typepad.com), four libertarian-leaning guys who post on everything from the machinations of the OCTA Board of Trustees to whether Santa Ana Mayor Miguel Pulido is really Dorian Gray. In honor of OC Blog'...

    on January 27, 2005
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    Hang A Ri Noodle House

    Photo by Amy TheligThe cult of gook soo at Hang A Ri Noodle House, a wood-paneled Korean restaurant in Garden Grove's Little Seoul district, might initially flummox your American palate. These buckwheat noodles are like no pasta you've ever slurped:...

    on January 27, 2005
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    Eight Days

    Thurs/Jan 27 How pissed do you think the Vault 350, where Kool Keith performs tonight, is about the Blue Caf advertising Indie Rock featuring the Unofficial Kool Keith After Party? I bet they're superpissed! With Prominent Sons and Loony Binn. 5:...

    by REBECCA SCHOENKOPF on January 27, 2005
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    Silly Slappy! - Bribe Us for Kicks!

    Photo by Rebecca SchoenkopfI've been taking fire like a Fallujah Quik-E-Mart since Frank "Slappy" Mickadeit wrote in his Orange County Register column (a kind of fake, male Commie Girl, but less stunning, bosomy and wise) that I was looking for some...

    by REBECCA SCHOENKOPF on January 27, 2005
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    Now With Less Chaudhuri! - Physician forced out of deal for three OC hospitals, still has mitts on one

    Illustration by Bob AulCritics have called Dr. Kali P. Chaudhuria cancer. State Senator Joe Dunn is proving to be the cure--though, it should be noted, that Dunn hasn't actually cured cancer. That would be amazing. Still, Dunn has accomplished som...

    by JOHN UNDERWOOD on January 27, 2005
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    Our Only Bond - Defending himself against molestation charges, OC man says his daughter is a radical-feminist lesbian

    In an Orange County courtroom this month, a 20-year-old college student sat on the witness stand, answered questions nobody ever wants to hear, and avoided the stare of the defendant, her father. What does a man do when he's accused of molesting h...

    by R. Scott Moxley on January 27, 2005
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    Dam Us! - Januarys flooding wasnt an act of god, but man

    Photo by Joel SaxTwo weeks ago, after five days of pounding rain and two days of grace, a damkeeper on the Santa Ana River looked over the Prado Dam. He noticed a wet spot, some puddles. Seepage. The water wasn't coming out in a jet or even a weak s...

    by JOEL SAX on January 27, 2005
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    Battle of the Boondoggles! - In This Corner: Centerline. The Challenger: Hiawatha

    Sometime next month, there will be a private workshop on the CenterLine, the controversial $1 billion light-rail project that shrinks every year like a grape in the sun. You can bet at some point during the Orange County Transportation Authority (OC...

    on January 27, 2005
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    !Ask a Mexican!

    Illustration by Mark DancyDear Mexican, I worked in a department store in Orange County this past holiday season. Every day, without fail, whenever I heard a kid crying or screaming or saw a kid running in the store, it was always a Mexican kid. I...

    by GUSTAVO ARELLANO on January 27, 2005
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    Letters

    Letters may be edited for clarity and length. E-mail to letters@ocweekly.com, or send to Letters to the Editor, c/o OC Weekly, 1666 N. Main St., Ste. 500, Santa Ana, CA 92701. Or fax to (714) 550-5908. AND URANUS? I'm writing about the article i...

    on January 27, 2005
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    Uglier Losers - RVCAs New Image skate art show has everything Beautiful Losers doesnt

    They've been to Cincinnati, San Francisco, too, and finally on Feb. 6, the fake taggers will come to the Orange County Museum of Art, where they'll spend three months in a window as part of the traveling "Beautiful Losers: Contemporary Art and Stree...

    by THEO DOUGLAS on January 27, 2005
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    Diary of A Mad County

    Wednesday, Jan. 19 George W. Bush blames a lack of "human intelligence" for the quagmire that is Iraq, providing the easiest straight line since the mugger told Jack Benny, "Your money or your life!" Bush, in an interview with CNN, defines human int...

    by Steve Lowery on January 27, 2005
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    Fountain Headache - Ayn Rand Institute tries to twist tsunami disaster

    You may know Ayn Rand for her lugubrious, stultifying novels The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged and her book of essays (with co-author Nathaniel Branden) The Virtue of Selfishness, which promulgated her "Objectivist" philosophy of personal greed as...

    by Nick Schou on January 20, 2005
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    Goodwill Shunting - Even after $100 million sex-abuse settlement, Orange Diocese still denies claims of victims

    The image made the front page of newspapers across the country and led off multiple newscasts: a tearful Joelle Casteix accepting the humbled apology of Bishop Tod D. Brown moments after he announced the settlement of 90 sex-abuse cases against his ...

    on January 20, 2005
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