On Saturday morning, a man walked into a Chase Bank in Lake Forest and claimed to have anthrax in his backpack. Naturally, widespread panic ensued.
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Maybe the poop was Shapiro's metaphor for how he perceived the music of Anthrax, the 1980s heavy metal band.