5 Slogans for Post-Splashdown Space Vibrator

Today is the scheduled launch of the first vibrator into space.

T-minus grrrr . . .

Unfortunately, our original post on this space oddity left readers . . . gulp . . . dangling. Because once the throbbing sex toy returns from orbit, no doubt covered in sticky cosmic debris, someone is going to want to use it to boldly go where starlets in Shatner's trailer have gone before. After the jump, five marketing slogans aimed at soliciting the highest bid for the first use of the freshly earthbound stick.

First, here's that earlier post:


Now, the marketing slogans:

5 Slogans for Post-Splashdown Space Vibrator

Let the first vibrator in space put you over the moon.

5 Slogans for Post-Splashdown Space Vibrator

We came for a piece.
 

5 Slogans for Post-Splashdown Space Vibrator

Th-th-th-th-that's one-one-one sma-sma-sma-sma-smallllll st-st-st-st-step forrrrrr ma-ma-ma-ma-man, one-one-one gi-gi-gi-gi-giant rep-rep-rep-rep-replica of-of-of ma-ma-ma-ma-manhood.

5 Slogans for Post-Splashdown Space Vibrator

"Set your phasers to sexy time" OR "I use my Seven at Nine" OR "Is that a Deep Space Nine in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

5 Slogans for Post-Splashdown Space Vibrator

"We put the Buzz in Aldrin."

Surely you space cadets out there have better ones to leave in the comments section . . .

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