Where's Water?

Coachella ain’t easy on the senses: The sun bakes skin, the air withers tongues, the potties muck nostrils, and Coheed & Cambria scar eardrums. To prepare your peepers for overstimulation in Indio, scour this scene for the following items:

 

LEVEL 1

– Face tattoo 

– Unwelcome nudity

– Flask hidden in bikini

– An abandoned flip-flop

– Sign-waver

– Tofu jerky

– Farmer’s tan

– Zany animal suit

– Hippie drum circle

– Tesla coil

 

LEVEL 2

– Excessive public display of affection

– Cell-phone concert photography

– Porta-Potty . . . with no line!

– Female public urination

– Stage-diving Superman

 

BONUS LEVEL

– Celebrities: Thom Yorke, Jay-Z, Gorillaz and Paris Hilton!

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