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There are a few things on the Internet I'm truly afraid to click on. There's that torture video of 13-year-old Syrian Hamza Ali al-Khatib. There's Two Girls and a Cup. My cursor will never go anywhere near those sites because, well, I just don't have the stomach for it. Such is the fate of AdultJuggalos.net.
This community of 3,000-plus members is the "Ultimate Juggalo Social Network." It's purportedly all about the Juggalo family. "We do what we can with what we have its all about seeing the fam come together and using whatever methods we can to bring in more fam daily whoop whoop."
So there I was thinking, awww, how cute. Here's a site where lonely Juggalos and Juggalettes can meet and eventually hook up. Except that when you head over to the page, this is the warning that you see:
THIS IS A JUGGALO SOCIAL NETWORK WHERE YOU CAN DO ANYTHING NOT JUST DATE RECOGNIZE THAT BEFORE YOU JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS THAT ALL WE ARE IS A DATING SITE ALSO THIS IS A NETWORK WITH CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR MINORS.FURTHER MORE DO NOT DISRESPECT OUR MEMBERS IN ANYWAY BY CALLING THEM FAKE AND SUCH OR TALKING SHIT. CLICK LEAVE TO VISIT OUR ALL AGES SITE.
So I click through it and I see pages and pages of tattooed and pierced private parts, and a bunch of naked pictures of people who don't look like they shower regularly. So I stopped. But I guess I can say more power to them for finding a home on the internet! It's not for me, obviously, but I don't listen to Insane Clown Posse either.