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Valient Thorr should've been on Adult Swim's Metalocalypse. Ridiculous back story aside (they claim to be from Venus and crash-landed on Earth when their time machine exploded), these heavy metal revivalists are the best reason for amplifiers to go up to 11.
There's also something pretty sexy about abundant facial hair and eardrum-blowing guitar crunch.
We're giving away a pair of tickets to their show at the Detroit Bar on Thursday--if you leave a comment saying which Valient Thorr member turns you on the most, and why.