Top 10 Songs About Stuffing Your Piehole

Top 10 Songs About Stuffing Your Piehole
Jena Ardell

Thank (or blame) the FCC for becoming more lax, but musicians don't sing about food as often as they used to in the 80s and 90s. Pop artists replaced cherry pie with cherry chapstick and haven't looked back.

While euphemisms about food may no longer be necessary, even rarer are innocent songs about food. But we digest digress...

We all know Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant" is the Thanksgiving song, but your Thanksgiving 2015 playlist should also include these kitschy songs about stuffing your piehole.

10. "I like Food" - Descendents

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Chant this during your next dinner date.

I like food, food tastes good! I like food, food tastes good! Juicy burgers, greasy fries, Turkey legs and raw fish eyes Teenage girls, with ketchup too!

9. "Don't Shit Where You Eat" - Ween

Great advice both literally and figuratively.

A little food and drink, ah-uh huh Nothin' too fancy Lamb, veal and some good ol' wine This is the life for me Don't shit where you eat my friend

8. "Martika's Kitchen" - Martika

Who doesn't love a risqué 80s song with a sexy bass line?!

Wooo, here we go The table's set baby Wooo, ahh here we go My oven is hot Come on get some, in Martika's kitchen baby You bring the noise and I'll bring the smile It's been so long since you've been down in the kitchen baby

7. "Eggs & Sausage" - Tom Waits

Tom Waits would be the ultimate dinner guest.

Eggs and sausage and a side of toast Coffee and a roll, hash browns over easy Chili in a bowl with burgers and fries What kind of pie?


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