This Year's Best 'Ugly' Christmas Apparel From Bands

This Year's Best 'Ugly' Christmas Apparel From Bands

There's an aura of coolness that surrounds you when you wear a band tee, and in order to reach 'ice cold,' you can upgrade to a band sweater.

Like rappers and R&B singers which we discussed yesterday, bands are starting to participate in the always-popular ugly Christmas sweater trend by creating some real doozies to add to their collection of band merch.

Here are our picks for this year's best 'ugly' Christmas apparel from bands.

This Pantera Holiday Sweater (above) perfectly describes our family gatherings.

This Year's Best 'Ugly' Christmas Apparel From Bands

Make your older relatives worry about you this season with QOTSA's Alien Knit Holiday Sweater.

This Year's Best 'Ugly' Christmas Apparel From Bands

$85 is a bargain for this Master of Puppets Holiday Sweater from Metallica, don't you think?

This Year's Best 'Ugly' Christmas Apparel From Bands

Grab your peppermint vape and get "Down" with this alien-patterned 311 Holiday Sweater.

This Year's Best 'Ugly' Christmas Apparel From Bands

For the scrooge in your life: Merry Fucking Christmas. Love, Motorhead.

This Year's Best 'Ugly' Christmas Apparel From Bands

We expected Kid Rock's holiday sweater to be even tackier.

This Year's Best 'Ugly' Christmas Apparel From Bands

If your descendants like the Descendents, you can all wear matching holiday sweaters from the Descendents.

This Year's Best 'Ugly' Christmas Apparel From Bands

These ugly sweaters are great, but all I want FOO Christmas are these festive FF pajamas!

This Year's Best 'Ugly' Christmas Apparel From Bands

We got a chuckle over the description for Blondie's Call Me Christmas Sweater: "Show everyone at that holiday party that you are still a punk, with a dash of glam, at heart."

This Year's Best 'Ugly' Christmas Apparel From Bands

And Ozzy's bank account grew three sizes that day... after his How Ozzy Osbourne Stole Christmas Sweater was available online. (Not really).

This Year's Best 'Ugly' Christmas Apparel From Bands

You'll feel like a happy little elf wearing this R.E.M. Christmas Sweatshirt.

This Year's Best 'Ugly' Christmas Apparel From Bands

For the drama queen in your life: a Britney Spears slim-fit Christmas pullover.

This Year's Best 'Ugly' Christmas Apparel From Bands

Blink-182's "Crappy Holidays 2016" Sweatshirt is already sold-out. Hope you were able to snag one.


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