They Said it Couldn't Be Done

Tickets are on sale now for a show April 11 at the House of Blues. Headlining the bill is a group called Tragedy. What's interesting about this is the venue says the show is a heavy metal tribute to the Bee Gees.

I don't know where to begin. For once in my life, I am at a loss for words. Never before have I thought that the disco-friendly Bee Gees would ever get a heavy metal makeover, but maybe Obama's right: change is on the way.

Please click their MySpace page for what is definitely the most unique version of "Stayin' Alive" I've ever heard.

Wait...I'm no longer at a loss for words. Since this is a mix of disco and metal, what drugs do I bring? Weed? Coke? Cheap booze? And how should I dress? Dirty long hair or clean flowing long hair? Jean jacket or vest? Do I bring my bros and try to pick up wasted hesher chicks or bring my bros and pick up wasted disco chicks? Dancing shoes or shit-kickers?

Oh, that's right. Neither. I can't stand the Bee Gees or metal (or tribute bands), so I probably won't be there.But you should go and tell me all about it.


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