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And then, of course, there's the cavalcade of dubiously-named DJs. Apparently the goal of a rock & roll turntablist these days is to pick a name that people can easily have a laugh at. Anyway, we're sure Rack 'Em Frack Em, That's All Folks, Nick'e Fix and Smalltown Fag will spin some quality sets to drown away the pain of this mushy, bullshit holiday. After all, nothing cures heartache faster than a shot (or three) of Jack Daniel's and some sleazy surf music.