A suited and booted Justin Bieber literally dropped in and took his seat while Kevin Hart took to the stage as "host master" for the Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. We for one couldn't wait for that little shit to get pulled apart. (Bieber, not Kevin.) Hart dug in quickly on Justin being a hermaphrodite, failing as a gangster, bringing up his (many) mistakes, and even let JB's manager Scooter Braun have it for being a pedo. Justin took his beating like a champ and the beating didn't end there as Jeff Ross, Ludacris, Hannibal Burress, Natasha Leggero, Pete Davison, Martha Stewart, Chris D'Elia, Snoop Dogg, Shaq, and surprise guest Ron Burgundy all took their turns slamming him with jokes that would make your mama cry. Like, a lot.
In all, Justin was a great sport (as is everyone when being raked over the roasting coals) and held his own when wrapping up the show. (We assume someone else wrote it because, well, it was funny.) And while uptight assholes were online letting us know what is and isn't "appropriate" for us to laugh at, we were checking out what Twitter was saying. What we noticed was they left the harsh words for the pros on the roast and came with feedback that was actually kinda nice. Much like JB's little speech at the end. News Flash: we're not buying it. From Twitter or from Bieber.
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