Ten GIFs of Ultra Ravers Shaking Their Shit

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All photos by Jacob Katel
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We all know that there are lots of ways to become immortalized at a massive outdoor music gathering like Ultra Music Festival.

Say, humping a tree. Or dancing naked while getting arrested.

But yo' momma would probably prefer if you lived forever among these top ten twerking, Harlem Shake-ing ravers at Ultra 2013 in animated GIF!

10. Twerk Au Natural

Dancing to: Major Lazer

Now that's what you call air conditioning.

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9. Harlem (Belly) Shake

Dancing to: Major Lazer

No joke — this dude literally had the 10,000-strong amphitheater audience screaming for him.

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8. Balla' Rina

Dancing to: Benny Benassi

And if anybody ever talks shit about tutus again, just show them this picture on the Wikipedia page for “sexy and awesome”

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7. Global Village People

Dancing to: Laidback Luke

In the native Ultrarian culture, this dance calls down perfect storms of bass.

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6. O Face

Dancing to: 12th Planet

Physiological signs of aural orgasm include rapid hip convulsion, arching of the back, and muscular constriction, followed by massive feeling of release

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5. I See Wet People

Dancing to: Laidback Luke

And if you would have answered the Craigslist ad for “Aquatic Engineer Miami,” this job could have been yours.

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4. Burqueños

Dancing to: Benny Benassi

This crew hails from the city of the Breaking Bad, and they party harder than a fresh batch of Heisenberg. One time for the Lobos landed up in the MIA.

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3. EDM Fitness

Dancing to: Magda

With only ten reps of “soul house,” five sets of “trance lifts,” and 30 intense minutes of “air keys” a day, you too can achieve the ideal party body.

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2. Hoop There It Is

Dancing to: Bingo Players

Ring dancing goes back thousands of years. But Richard Knerr and Arthur “Spud” Melin, inventors of the modern plastic hula hoop: Holey fuckin' thank you.

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1. The First Lady Of Twerkistan

Dancing to: Major Lazer

And as for the terms ay ay ay, oooooowwwwweeee, and wubba wubba wubba, here's why they were invented.

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