Six Rules for Road Tripping to Shows
By: Gavin Cleaver It occurs to me this country is quite spaced out. Not in the drugs sense, although God knows that happens too, but in the sense it is really quite large. I mean, have you seen a map? That shit is humongous. Furthermore, there are only so many places poor overworked touring bands can play. Often, an artist you desperately want to see may end up in a town the next state (or three) over. At this point you have two choices. Either stay at home and be really lame, or pack up the car and head out on the highway, lookin' for adventure, and whatever comes my (your) way. You'll need some advice for these road trips though. Here it is.
1.Get Your Playlist Ready: For the car journey, this is of the utmost importance. I cannot stress this enough. It should be themed around, but not heavy on, the band you're journeying to see. No one wants six hours of listening to a band and then another two hours of that same music but live. If you're going to see a classic rock concert then obviously don't bother, because every other station is a classic rock station. If you're going to see AC/DC, then just leave the radio on a random frequency and within minutes "Back In Black" will arrive. 2.Find Some Good Road Dogs: Be sure you like people you're going to be spending hours in a car with. You might be so bored of their constant need to eat or pee by the end of the trip that you can't stand the sight of them by the time you've got to make the return journey. If your friend has a whiny partner, simply buy one less ticket than your party requires, and/or leave them at a rest stop somewhere in Arkansas.
3.Go on a Junk Food Shopping Spree: Take this chance to stock up on incredible amounts of foods you otherwise normally wouldn't eat in huge quantities. Never in human history has there been a better chance to eat chips in amounts that would be antisocial anywhere else apart from in a car. I can't explain why this is. Bonus points if you are driving and manage to get the passengers to feed you.Next Page
Get the ICYMI: Today's Top Stories Newsletter Our daily newsletter delivers quick clicks to keep you in the know
Catch up on the day's news and stay informed with our daily digest of the most popular news, music, food and arts stories in Orange County, delivered to your inbox Monday through Friday.