Here Are 10 Products for Sneaking Alcohol Into Concerts
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But there are multiple products that will help you get around this issue. While we would never condone violating venue policies to avoid paying $12 for a beer, we present here, for your amusement and edification, 10 of the best items for sneaking booze into a concert.
We wore this brilliant piece of lingerie to an Atoms for Peace show last October and experienced nothing short of drunken bliss. The Wine Rack allows you to take up to 25 ounces of your favorite booze in your bra. Oh, and it increases your chest size by two cups. The downfall to this multipurpose bra is that it's a sports bra -- and every woman knows you can't wear a sports bra with all shirts. With the Wine Rack especially, a full coverage shirt is required. Otherwise, security will know something's up with your ta-tas.
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Unlike the Wine Rack, the Beerbelly is unisex. But when women wear the 80-ounce sack of booze, they look pregnant instead of bloated. What makes this odd drinking contraption so stealth is that the belly actually feels like skin to the touch, making it easier for security to overlook. But if you get patted down, the straps will give you away, so use the belly wisely. Resembling a colostomy bag, the bag of booze won't look natural under tight fitted clothes. So if rocking the pregnant or bloated belly look is your style, loose shirts are key.
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Hiding alcohol in your sunscreen is best when going to an outdoor event, like a music festival. Sunscreen is one of the most common items brought into outdoor concerts -- especially ones that last all day -- so it's easy for sunscreen to go unnoticed. But, security guards are getting smarter: Security at FYF Fest last August was adamant about checking sunscreens.
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The advantage of the "Barnoculars" Binocular Flask is that you're not limited to one type of booze. These ultimate beer goggles allow you to bring 16 ounces of alcohol in each lens. Whether the two-in-one flask actually helps or distorts your vision (and judgment), a good time will be had either way.
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This high-tech party accomplice is about as stealth as it gets. The camera flask looks extremely legit, making it a fantastic disguise.
Up next: More clever booze disguises, including lipstick, bracelets and feminine hygiene products.Next Page
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