Gettin' Made: A Little Toilet Humor

There is a time and a place for everything, folks, including bathroom humor. Some would say the best place for it is the bathroom - and they might be right. Let's take a look at some indie crafters on Etsy that have created strange and funny decor items for your porcelain throne room!

"Chihuahua In Bathroom" art print by Lulunjay
"Chihuahua In Bathroom" art print by Lulunjay

Just in case you were trying to train your dog to use the toilet, here's a little inspiration you could hang on the wall to inspire him. After the jump, more wacky bathroom-inspired finds!

"Men Stand Closer" plaque by Wood Designer
"Men Stand Closer" plaque by Wood Designer

This wall plaque has a great vintage carved-at-Knott's-Berry-Farm feel to it. But I'm not sure hanging it in your restroom will gain you any points with Mom when you show her and say you've really gotten into decorating your place recently.

"No Dumping" toilet decal by WallStickz
"No Dumping" toilet decal by WallStickz

But if you love the "Men Stand Closer" plaque, you should probably protect your newly-classy bathroom from any foul stenches that may come to pass. Warn your friends of your new house rules with this toilet decal, and don't forget to fine any scofflaws!

"Towel Cat is Watching You Masturbate" towel by Shaebay
"Towel Cat is Watching You Masturbate" towel by Shaebay

There are almost no words. Almost. Except for the words "hilariously wrong" and "awesome". For best results, hang at eye level from the toilet or wherever you suspect special private times occur. But make sure it's at eye level, so those creepy embroidered cat eyes are always watching.

Toilet Paper necklace by Licia Beads
Toilet Paper necklace by Licia Beads

Ready to take your potty humor on the road? Don't forget to don your toilet paper necklace! This would be a super handy accessory to be wearing when visiting sketchy restaurants or bars that don't always have the papery goodness fully stocked if you know what I mean.


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