Get Your Horny Teen Daughters Free Tickets to See Jonas Brothers Perform at Saddleback Easter Service

Your teenage daughter likes Jesus, but loves the Jonas Brothers!
Your teenage daughter likes Jesus, but loves the Jonas Brothers!

As previously reported, the Jonas Brothers are performing at megachurch Saddleback's April 3-4 Easter service at Angel Stadium. The sibling act has made a career of, ah, elating, teenage girls and so it makes total sense that they would play a show celebrating a magical bunny and the resurrection of Jesus. 

Saddleback star pastor Rick Warren knows you don't charge for events because then you would have to pay taxes. No, bubba, you just pass the hat and preach about how if people don't pay tithing they'll go to hell. So, yeah tickets are free. Free Jonas Brothers tickets! OMG!!

"Available on a first-come, first-serve this week to Saddleback Church members at all Saddleback campuses or on easteratsaddleback.com," reports the ever-reverent OC Register. "The tickets will be available to the public starting next Monday night. No tickets will be available on Easter Sunday at the stadium."

So get your horny, teen daughter what she wants more than anything for Easter, tickets to see those oh-so-sexy Jonas Brothers!

FYI: When Jonas Brothers played the Honda Center in 2008 three girls were so overcome with, ah, joy, they busted through security and groped their idols on stage:


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