So it's true: Coachella 2011 has officially sold out, and the scalpers, resellers, flippers and general assholes have come out in droves on the Internet.
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Currently, three-day passes are going for as high as $2,798 each, and even car-camping tickets are topping out at $799.
And then you have people like this poster who's “willing to do anything” (time to re-evaluate your life, lady–YOU'RE BUMMING ME OUT, MAN):