Boob War 2011: The Oscar Special Edition (Cleavage Pics After the Jump)
Have you ever wondered why the Academy Awards are held in late February? It stems from an agreement between the Vatican and the motion-picture industry that allows Hollywood, from November through February, to gorge on cleavage like bed bugs on a hemophiliac, so long as the entirety of Tinseltown gives up its boob thirst for Lent.
1. Jennifer Lawrence: On the plus side, Jennifer channels her inner ScarJo better than, well, ScarJo (see below). However, if she wants to keep it classy while looking like that, she needs to quit starring in movies with titles such as Winter's Bone and The Beaver.
2. Mila Kunis: This perky little look makes me wonder if that really was a topless picture of Mila in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Or if I've been duped by Photoshop. Yet again.
3. Natalie Portman: I admit, there's no way to compliment Natalie's mommy-to-be breasts without sounding creepy. . . .
4. Penelope Cruz: . . . So I'll compliment Penelope's mommy-already breasts. Nothing creepy about that.
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