Despite being pre-judged by nearly everyone familiar with the source material as the worst thing ever or the best thing ever, Watchmen did pretty good this past weekend: $55 million. But even if you loved ever frame of giant blue penis, could the film realistically hope to be nearly as good as this video? The shot of Rorschach lovingly petting those dogs pushes it over the top, and that's less than halfway in.
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