"This one's dedicated to them girls that let us flop around on top of them."
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Such are some of the fine lyrics to Lonely Island's new track, "I Just Had Sex," a jubilant declaration of how awesome it is to get lucky for the first time. The song is by the guys who brought us the viral legends "Dick in a Box" and "I'm on a Boat," and features Akon, along with Jessica Alba and Blake Lively. You'll need a cigarette after watching this one.