Are Strippers to Blame for Popularity of 'Mainstream Rock'?
Our big sister paper Village Voice might be on to something. Everyone agrees "mainstream rock" pretty much sucks. Except for when you're getting a lap dance--because the girls seem to really get off on that shit.
Dumb rock is a necessary ingredient for a one-song dry hump--or more serious action in the VIP room. Animal Collective just won't cut it. Just ask Bubbles Burbujas.
"I dance to Muse, I admit it, because the crowd loves it," she tells Village Voice. "I do now and always have thought they were a Styx for our time."
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