Seems like everyone is trying to cash in on the alleged Mayan Apocalypse, so we thought we'd join them. Here are some mildly amusing doomsday tweets from the rich and famous for you to read before blasting REM's “It's The End Of The World As We Know It” on your way to an Apocalypse party tonight. Remember to drink responsibly and never trust a Mayan.
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Rob Thomas @ThisIsRobThomas
I ate the cheese sticks. Fuck you apocalypse. Come and get me.
Slash @Slash
After the world ends there will be nothing left but cockroaches & Pro Tools engineers. iiii]; D'
Blues Traveler @blues_traveler
Who'd've thought the Mayans could've predicted the end of the Jersey Shore series…
Blues Traveler @blues_traveler
People
are telling armegedon jokes like there's no
tomorrow!….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Rashida Jones @iamrashidajones
So
the world's ending tomorrow. Anybody want to mess with some bath salts
and go skydiving tonight? Wait…maybe that's a bad idea.
Mark Hoppus @markhoppus
If I were music supervisor for the apocalypse, as the world melts beneath us, Talking Heads' “Once in a Lifetime” would play.
Al Yankovic @alyankovic
Planning to spend my last day on earth just like every other day (i.e. naked and shivering in the closet). #HappyAlpocalypse
Zach Braff @zachbraff
What does one even wear to a Mayan Apocalypse? I hate being underdressed.
Zach Braff @zachbraff
Gonna go naked. But know this, evil Mayan spirits: I'm a grower. No judgements.
Russell Brand @rustyrockets
The world ends everyday and begins again each dawn. #yeahman #gettindeepbaby #iamthegodoftheantsinmygarden
