10 Songs With Surprisingly Good Sex Advice
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10 Songs With Surprisingly Good Sex Advice

Sometimes paying attention to song lyrics pays off. We decoded some great sex advice in these sensual songs:
R.Kelly, "Bump N' Grind"

Lyrics: So show me some ID before I get me deep into you

First things first, make sure she/he is of consensual age. (Too bad R Kelly didn't take his own advice).

Chris Brown Feat. Kevil McCall, "Strip"
Pants, shirt, you can take it off, panties, bra, you can take it off / Red bottom heels, you can take 'em wait, wait, leave 'em on, cause I like my woman tall! / Got a hot momma, you're hotter than a sauna I wanna peel them clothes off your body like a banana / The only reason I dress you in that designer is to get you out that Dolce & Gabbana!
Lesson: Usually sex works best if ALL clothing is removed, but leaving your shoes on is welcomed, especially if you are dating someone with a fetish.

Missy Elliot, "Work It"

Lyrics: Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa / Phone before you come, I need to shave my chocha / You do or you don't or you will or won't you / Go downtown and eat it like a vulture
Lesson: Keep it maintained down there, at all times, in case of short notification of fornication.
Color Me Badd, "I Wanna Sex You Up:
Lyrics: Let me take off all your clothes / Disconnect the phone so nobody knows, yeah / Let me light a candle so we can make it better
Lesson: Cell phone = mood killer, especially if your ringtone is something obnoxious like Macklemore & Ryan Lewis' "Thrift Shop." And candles will mask any odors you may have lingering in your apartment.
Lil' Kim feat. Sisqo, "How Many Licks"
Lyrics: Lick me right the first time or you gotta do it over / Like its rehearsal for a Tootsie commercial
Lesson: If at first you don't succeed, try, try again... without complaining.
Teddy Pendergrass, "Turn Off the Lights"
Lyrics: Let's take a shower, shower together / I'll wash your body and you'll wash mine, yeah / Rub me down in some hot oils, baby, yeah / And I'll do the same thing to you
Lesson: Showering before the act is the most sensual form of OCD.

Rihanna, "Cockiness (Love It)"
Lyrics:Make me your priority / There's nothing above my pleasure / She may be the queen of hearts / But Imma be the queen of your body parts

Nobody cares if you're taken when they want to get in your pants. If you don't make your lover your priority, he/she will find someone who will.

Kool G Rap & DJ Polo, "Talk Like Sex"
Lyrics: Only nineteen and over permitted / No matter how much young girls wanna be with it / You ain't ready for the bed

Some men have slighter higher standards than others. (Kool G Rap isn't one of them; he just wants someone a little more experienced to shish-kabob).

Portishead, "Glory Box"
Lyrics: So don't you stop being a man / Just take a little look from outside when you can / Show a little tenderness / No matter if you cry
Lesson: If you want to be perceived as a sensitive lover, listening to Portishead is the quickest way to become weepy.

Daft Punk, "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger"

Work it harder, make it better/ Do it faster makes us stronger/ More than ever hour after, our work is never over


Bust out those kegel exercises, boys and girls. Because at the end of the day, power and stamina are always key.

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