10 Songs With Surprisingly Good Sex Advice

10 Songs With Surprisingly Good Sex Advice
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Sometimes paying attention to song lyrics pays off. We decoded some great sex advice in these sensual songs:
R.Kelly, "Bump N' Grind"
Lyrics: So show me some ID before I get me deep into you
Lesson:

First things first, make sure she/he is of consensual age. (Too bad R Kelly didn't take his own advice).


Chris Brown Feat. Kevil McCall, "Strip"
Lyrics:
Pants, shirt, you can take it off, panties, bra, you can take it off / Red bottom heels, you can take 'em wait, wait, leave 'em on, cause I like my woman tall! / Got a hot momma, you're hotter than a sauna I wanna peel them clothes off your body like a banana / The only reason I dress you in that designer is to get you out that Dolce & Gabbana!
Lesson: Usually sex works best if ALL clothing is removed, but leaving your shoes on is welcomed, especially if you are dating someone with a fetish.

Missy Elliot, "Work It"

Lyrics: Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa / Phone before you come, I need to shave my chocha / You do or you don't or you will or won't you / Go downtown and eat it like a vulture
Lesson: Keep it maintained down there, at all times, in case of short notification of fornication.

 

Color Me Badd, "I Wanna Sex You Up:
Lyrics: Let me take off all your clothes / Disconnect the phone so nobody knows, yeah / Let me light a candle so we can make it better
Lesson: Cell phone = mood killer, especially if your ringtone is something obnoxious like Macklemore & Ryan Lewis' "Thrift Shop." And candles will mask any odors you may have lingering in your apartment.
Lil' Kim feat. Sisqo, "How Many Licks"
Lyrics: Lick me right the first time or you gotta do it over / Like its rehearsal for a Tootsie commercial
Lesson: If at first you don't succeed, try, try again... without complaining.
Teddy Pendergrass, "Turn Off the Lights"
Lyrics: Let's take a shower, shower together / I'll wash your body and you'll wash mine, yeah / Rub me down in some hot oils, baby, yeah / And I'll do the same thing to you
Lesson: Showering before the act is the most sensual form of OCD.

 

Rihanna, "Cockiness (Love It)"
Lyrics:Make me your priority / There's nothing above my pleasure / She may be the queen of hearts / But Imma be the queen of your body parts
Lesson:

Nobody cares if you're taken when they want to get in your pants. If you don't make your lover your priority, he/she will find someone who will.

Kool G Rap & DJ Polo, "Talk Like Sex"
Lyrics: Only nineteen and over permitted / No matter how much young girls wanna be with it / You ain't ready for the bed
Lesson:

Some men have slighter higher standards than others. (Kool G Rap isn't one of them; he just wants someone a little more experienced to shish-kabob).

Portishead, "Glory Box"
Lyrics: So don't you stop being a man / Just take a little look from outside when you can / Show a little tenderness / No matter if you cry
Lesson: If you want to be perceived as a sensitive lover, listening to Portishead is the quickest way to become weepy.

Daft Punk, "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger"
Lyrics:

Work it harder, make it better/ Do it faster makes us stronger/ More than ever hour after, our work is never over


Lesson:

Bust out those kegel exercises, boys and girls. Because at the end of the day, power and stamina are always key.

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