Sometimes paying attention to song lyrics pays off. We decoded some great sex advice in these sensual songs:
Lyrics: So show me some ID before I get me deep into you
First things first, make sure she/he is of consensual age. (Too bad R Kelly didn't take his own advice).
Chris Brown Feat. Kevil McCall, "Strip"
Lyrics: Pants, shirt, you can take it off, panties, bra, you can take it off / Red bottom heels, you can take 'em wait, wait, leave 'em on, cause I like my woman tall! / Got a hot momma, you're hotter than a sauna I wanna peel them clothes off your body like a banana / The only reason I dress you in that designer is to get you out that Dolce & Gabbana!
Lesson: Usually sex works best if ALL clothing is removed, but leaving your shoes on is welcomed, especially if you are dating someone with a fetish.
Missy Elliot, "Work It"
Rihanna, "Cockiness (Love It)"
Lyrics:Make me your priority / There's nothing above my pleasure / She may be the queen of hearts / But Imma be the queen of your body parts
Nobody cares if you're taken when they want to get in your pants. If you don't make your lover your priority, he/she will find someone who will.Kool G Rap & DJ Polo, "Talk Like Sex"
Lyrics: Only nineteen and over permitted / No matter how much young girls wanna be with it / You ain't ready for the bed
Some men have slighter higher standards than others. (Kool G Rap isn't one of them; he just wants someone a little more experienced to shish-kabob).
Portishead, "Glory Box"
Lyrics: So don't you stop being a man / Just take a little look from outside when you can / Show a little tenderness / No matter if you cry
Lesson: If you want to be perceived as a sensitive lover, listening to Portishead is the quickest way to become weepy.
Work it harder, make it better/ Do it faster makes us stronger/ More than ever hour after, our work is never over
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