On the list of bikini bars in Orange County, Los Alamitos' Sportsman belongs at or near the top-due in no small part to the fact that the women are drop-dead gorgeous. That aside, the place is kept clean, neat and simple. The walls aren't adorned with useless kitsch or gaudy beer posters, and the wooden floors are complemented by red-brick walls whose sweeping arches are filled with large mirrors, creating the illusion of an even greater space. There are three pool tables and two electronic dartboards, as well as the video game Golden Tee. All suds come in a bottle, but there is a full bar.