You're about to drop major coin on a pair of Louboutins. It's your stockbroker husband's money, so what if it's practically a house payment for the rest of the 99-percent? You deserve this. It's not easy to look this good. Power shopping is hard work, requiring stamina, and proper hydration. Thank goodness Nordstrom has the e-bar, a watering hole that's made for people just like you. They'll make you a grande non-fat iced caramel macchiato with extra whipped cream just as you like it, because again, you deserve this. Have your assistant fetch it, and tell her to get a drink called Sunburst for herself - you're a great boss and you know how important it is to stay hydrated.