Mastro's Ocean Club Fish House

8112 E. Coast Highway
Newport Beach, CA 92660
949-376-6990

Details

  • Sun-Thu 5pm-10pm, Fri-Sat 5pm-11pm
  • $$$$
  • Patio/Sidewalk Dining, Wheelchair accessible
  • Dinner
  • BYOB
  • Parking Lot Available, Valet Parking
  • Reservations Accepted, Reservations Accepted, Online Reservations Available
When you've reached a point in your life where you don't give a shit about money--say you've only got months to live or someone rich died and made you their heir--Mastro's is the place to go for steak. Only the sissies or those who realize they're in way over their heads order the chicken, and even that isn't cheap. Forget the salmon, forget the pork chop, forget everything else that doesn't go moo. Hunks of beef, bloody rare inside, crusted with black sooty char outside, is why you go to Mastro's. Sure, it'll cost an arm, a leg, and possibly, a spare kidney. Why worry now? Go for broke for the Australian wagyu ribeye that's served still attached to a bone as ridiculously large as the price is steep. It eats like a hundred dollar piece of steak should: effortless, sinew-free, every sanguine, tender piece you slice an affirmation that you're still alive and carnivorous. The sides? A la carte, of course. A few, like the lobster mashed potatoes will cost as much as a steak. But even a pauper should at least sacrifice a few hours' wage for the sugar snap peas. Expect a dimly lit room, excellent free bread, white tablecloths, hot towels, crumb scrapers, and a uniformed guy in the bathroom who expects to be tipped after he hands you a towel. Spring for the 1977 bottle of port for a cool $450. They'll need a ladder to retrieve it from the highest level of their floor-to-ceiling tower of bottles. And, what the heck, some caviar that costs more per ounce than cocaine. What have you got to lose but cash?

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