I’m just curious if your other readers ever celebrate on the toilet when they actually understand a paragraph in your paper . . . Please add to the losers list the thousands of boys whose male lovers have been torn away from them by the witch-hunt you promote . . . I was intrigued by the title of “Ask a Mexican” and the inquiry as to why Mexicans are “such pigs” . . . I have a degree in journalism. I found little real journalism in your story. Try harder . . . Greg Stacy’s paean to sadistically murderous fantasy represents the holiday season well . . . He’s the typical Latino who doesn’t know anything about new music . . . I understand that the purpose of Ask a Mexican is to respond to stupid questions with stupid answers, but in my opinion, that only makes you look twice as stupid . . . My view is that adult/kid love, including but not exclusively defined by sexual interaction, should be carried on in the same spirit as an adult/kid football game . . . I never tire of reading leftist kooks expressing their irrational hatred . . . I cannot believe that someone as vile and nasty as Commie Girl is allowed, by what appears on the surface as a “progressive” weekly, to spout her narcissistic and delusional ranting . . . Dear Rebecca, just read your recent Commie Girl column and couldn’t help but notice we failed to get an invite to your orgy . . . Mr. Ziegler, that shit was funny. Really funny. I mean the ass story . . . She was coached, most likely, by her dyke friends . . . While Gustavo Arellano may take great pride in the woolly caterpillar separating your piehole from your clit-tickler . . . I think Buddy Siegal’s article about fun things to do with the scrotum is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever read. And so do all the friends I e-mailed it to . . . ur a negative and miserable man! Let the anger go! Ur not mad at me, ur mad at ur father! . . . I wish I could take exception to your comment about girls at the University of the Pacific in Stockton being unattractive . . . Cornel is not fit to lick Hunter S. Thompson’s boots . . . I am going to go vomit now . . . I’ve long advocated putting the family members of our approximately four million drug addicts on the border, with instructions to shoot anything that moves. I would volunteer, and so would my 87-year-old mother . . . If you know how to portray Hitler better than Ms. Cynthia Galles does, which is what you claim in your review, why don’t you stick your neck out and write a play about him? . . . As for “chicken broth spinning doll head bathtub dragster,” I defer to your greater knowledge . . . After reading Chris Ziegler’s article about the Willowz, I can understand why they are Orange County’s most-hated band . . . The line about the Kennedy museum and fat chicks was hilarious . . . Libertarian asshole? . . . The people that work at OC Weekly are a bunch of insensitive creeps! Well, maybe not all of them but definitely the editor and his boyfriend Rich Kane! . . . No, this is not Greg’s mom . . . You would think that my boyfriend’s Argentine Gramma opening the blinds at 7 a.m. to find me hungover in my club clothes after waiting on the porch for him since 3 a.m. because his ex-girlfriend called me and told me they were still screwing. Or sobering up to find my head and back stuck to 50-degree cold cement with the meanest lady in Santa Ana telling me to pick up the trash around me while listening to some heroin addict throw up three feet from me would have told me that maybe I was in a funk, but of course I just thought my life was destined . . . Have you been commiserating with Jane Fonda? . . . Is there no one with the stones to admit that Gwen Stefani has taken the plunge into Pop Suckdom? . . . Gwen, we hereby disown you. Stop mentioning Anaheim . . . Where else can someone laugh out loud at jokes about ancient Carthage . . . It doesn’t help that I live in Anaheim and am stuck behind the typical shitbox spewing fumes that have caused plenty of my brain cells to fry . . . Steve Lowery, I just wanted to let you know, you’re a Grade A, Prime Choice, Asshole . . . The South Orange County Democrats feel Comrade Schoenkopf has insulted us in the worst possible way by referring to us as “ancient” and “sweetling old folks” . . . Congratulations on twisting the facts and misleading the public . . . To the wimps, wusses, cowards, closeted fags, rednecks, hicks, morons and idiots of the OC Sheriff’s Department . . . You guys are all bleeding-heart liberals trying to defend worthless scumbags . . . Thank God and no thanks to stupid idiots like you! . . . You know who else had lots of supporters? Ted Bundy . . . I don’t like cops either . . . I really like the one on VD . . . This is just to let her know that someone else thinks her cooter is special . . . I could not love you more (without being homosexual) . . . You may not be aware of this, but your husband’s task is to “administrate” the jail and inmates; this does not include random beatings . . . You must be a very sinister and spiteful person to publish such critical and hurtful remarks about a young child .