Count on OC's premiere LGBT lounge to give us something completely fabulous to do on a dreary ol' Monday night. Velvet Lounge presents the La Femme Dinner Show, a spectacular cabaret and gourmet dinner, featuring some of the most celebrated female and celebrity impersonators from around the country. Reservations are highly recommended—and making one for dinner gets you in without the cover charge (which is just five dollars if you'd rather drink your calories). Past performers include Landon Cider, Big Dee, Pandora Mystere and many more—come see which bedazzled beauties are scheduled to sing and dance this week. Get to Velvet Lounge earlier in the evening for drink specials and VJ Dan spinning show tunes—yes, show tunes.