Elvira’s final tour! That’s all you really need to know about this year’s Scary Farm, because nothing under the blood red moon compares to the Mistress of the Dark. Knott’s also offers up a slaughter house of gruesome mazes such as the Red Barn, Voodoo, and the Hollow– and the entire CarnEVIL clown posse are combing the dreary streets in search of foolish mortals. The regular rides are done up with a spooky touch, as well – although the inbred tobacco spitters in the Log Ride mountain didn’t need much help, and the Jaguar roller coaster really could kill you any time of the year (it’s mathematically impossible that it remains on the rails). So, leave the adulating at home and get your shrieks and freaks on at Scary Farm – it’s the treat you’ve been waiting for all year long.