Our favorite Halloween scare fest returns this year to the Queen Mary with more freakish monsters, heart-stopping mazes, and even more nights to go. This year, Dark Harbor’s debut character is simply called “Chef,” and, wow, he’s disgusting. Legend has it that during WWII, this sadistic cook would drug soldiers and use parts of them in his dishes. Eventually caught, the ship’s crew forced him into an oven to be cooked alive. The new on-ship maze, aptly titled “Feast,” pits guests against a crew of Chef’s “carnivorous kitchen staff” and there’s something about a “scorching oven,” too. Plus, there are returning-favorite mazes like “Circus,” Lullaby” and “Deadrise,” and let’s not forget about Michael Jackson’s actual swings from Neverland Ranch. Creep factor: 11/10.